A running list of thoughts about living with a mustache.
- Eating a salad with a lot of oil is like getting mustache wax for free.
- There is probably food stuck in there at any given time.
- I probably consume 29 mustache hairs per 2 hours of time.
- I won't mustache you a question because I hate that joke.
- Eating any "hand-fruit" is a disaster.
- Tom Selleck is an idol.
- Bite sized snacks are the way to go.